Nothing says CHRISTMAS in big glittery capital letters like a Christmas spectacular from the great, sorely missed Pee-wee Herman:
…unless it’s GRACE JONES on a Pee-wee Herman Christmas special (and if there’s anything better than Grace Jones on a Pee-wee Herman Christmas special please let me know. Actually don’t bother, you’d only be lying…):
Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly:
Don we now our gay apparel (and marvel at how anyone can play piano with much of Tiffany’s on their fingers):
About XIIDX, the Strange Flowers XII Days of Xmas Film Festival

are those puppets with dolly, or just really ugly chiildren?
They’re off-season oompa-loompas